Random shit

Whatever I deem necessary to share

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coldfireserge:

xneverconformx:

zelroid:

sick-of-sara:

cavesandtwigs:

jinxromance:

donricci:

arainbowkibbit:

scottmcrissman:

thought-crime:

thrillist:

Quick - Look to your left right now! What are you fighting with?
US? We’re going into battle with a jumbo sized tin of almonds and an iphone.

a bottle of eucalyptus lotion. i’ll die for sure, but at least i’ll smell nice.

A bag of chocolates. Zombies don’t go for chocolate, do they?

A ukulele.
Well.
This could be interesting.

My Thor throw blanket.
WHY WOULD I CHOOSE THAT AS A WEAPON.
IT’S AWESOME AND LIKE, UTTERLY USELESS UNLESS IT WAS FREEZING.

Knife. Welp, at lest I can poke them in the eye.

My bed. Lol I’m laying down.

A book about shoplifting teenagers.
PAPERCUTS ARE LETHAL.

My boyfriend :D

My rotary cutter…… This actually seems very useful 8D  

A Fatal Fury hat.
Does that mean I now have the skills of Terry Bogart? I’m down with that.

To my left is my dresser as well as everything in and on top of it. So lots of clothes, a few build a bears, and some candy canes. And a flashlight.

coldfireserge:

xneverconformx:

zelroid:

sick-of-sara:

cavesandtwigs:

jinxromance:

donricci:

arainbowkibbit:

scottmcrissman:

thought-crime:

thrillist:

Quick - Look to your left right now! What are you fighting with?

US? We’re going into battle with a jumbo sized tin of almonds and an iphone.

a bottle of eucalyptus lotion. i’ll die for sure, but at least i’ll smell nice.

A bag of chocolates. Zombies don’t go for chocolate, do they?

A ukulele.

Well.

This could be interesting.

My Thor throw blanket.

WHY WOULD I CHOOSE THAT AS A WEAPON.

IT’S AWESOME AND LIKE, UTTERLY USELESS UNLESS IT WAS FREEZING.

Knife. Welp, at lest I can poke them in the eye.

My bed. Lol I’m laying down.

A book about shoplifting teenagers.

PAPERCUTS ARE LETHAL.

My boyfriend :D

My rotary cutter…
… This actually seems very useful 8D  

A Fatal Fury hat.

Does that mean I now have the skills of Terry Bogart? I’m down with that.

To my left is my dresser as well as everything in and on top of it. So lots of clothes, a few build a bears, and some candy canes. And a flashlight.

  1. alexandrina-morgan reblogged this from spocktacular96 and added:
    computer.Let’s
  2. corinne-nelson reblogged this from himchi and added:
    doom?PILLOOOOOOOOOOOOOW FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Candy
  3. tashiebrea reblogged this from darksilenceinsuburbia
  4. mycthulhucandance reblogged this from flavorpill
  5. mylipandmyheart reblogged this from pixel9g and added:
    apparently the mini fridge freezer in my room and all the randomness on top...it: my room...
  6. pixel9g reblogged this from flavorpill and added:
    Quick - Look to your left right now! What are you fighting with? US? We’re going into battle with a jumbo sized tin of...
  7. starsthatshineandsparkle reblogged this from where-is-your-boy
  8. where-is-your-boy reblogged this from ivebeenhad and added:
    pillow… AHAHAHAHAHHA I AM FUCKED!
  9. mzotes reblogged this from darksilenceinsuburbia and added:
    A plastic plate, an empty glass, and an iPhone.
  10. vi-va-la-vida reblogged this from ourlifeislike and added:
    NOT MY NIKON D7000 my baby is tooo beautiful
  11. hyungryhyungryhippos reblogged this from wassup-holmes and added:
    my closet man i hope zombies are averse to terrible clothing choices
  12. shadowfacks reblogged this from wassup-holmes and added:
    The Swede and his XBox controller. BRING IT ON.
  13. wassup-holmes reblogged this from lisbeth-salacious and added:
    My purse and a bag of jelly beans.
  14. undereveryrock reblogged this from elliekathryn and added:
    HAHAHA to my left is a 32 ounce solid steel starbucks coffee travel mug. currently full to the brim. bring. it. on.
  15. elliekathryn reblogged this from absquatulate and added:
    I am fortunate that my dog and my purse are next to me…. In my purse is my gun, a knife, and other important objects...
  16. teenagekamikaze reblogged this from scantilyclad82 and added:
    Fender Precision Bass. How rock & roll and bad ass.
  17. taihaku-tk reblogged this from jinxromance and added:
    It’s Jake. God help me.
  18. scifinut reblogged this from coldfireserge and added:
    To my left is my dresser as well as everything in and on top of it. So lots of clothes, a few build a bears, and some...
  19. timajushi reblogged this from itsnitrixx and added:
    I’m glad I’m messy..I have like 200 items to my left I think I’ll survive…
  20. backtooceanavenue reblogged this from foreveralmostalways and added:
    empty McDonalds Cup… guess I’m screwed.
  21. itsnitrixx reblogged this from thenerd-within and added:
    i got a baseball bat and a figurine of goku… do i win?
  22. highfunctionsociopath reblogged this from harry-potter-wholockian and added:
    My fan…. Okay…
  23. wizardarts reblogged this from tarotsport and added:
    My phone, a pillow, and a giant tin of popcorn. At least I’ll bee comfortable, full, and able to call my friends?? :S...
  24. emmaland reblogged this from lokitheconsultingwizard and added:
    yes… i can kill them by sticking their fingers into my pencil shapener… then club them to death with my phone. though it...
  25. jerziew reblogged this from tying--knots and added:
    A lamp … that’s as tall as me!
  26. lokitheconsultingwizard reblogged this from the-nargles-have-the-phonebox and added:
    First thing on the left: SCISSORS! Everything else: colored pencils, a drawing I finished, a 1/3 filled water bottle,...
  27. the-nargles-have-the-phonebox reblogged this from lologreenevines and added:
    A cup of water. I’ll drench the zombies because they melt in water, and when I run out of water, I can use the cup as a...
  28. tying--knots reblogged this from the-golden-fleece and added:
    A box of tissues… Great.
  29. feelslikefallingforthefirsttime reblogged this from quinnfabrayatyale and added:
    Students…. Mostly freshmen? (I’m at work.)
  30. harry-potter-wholockian reblogged this from wizardshavethephonebox and added:
    …An EMPTY kleenex box. Good GOD I’m dead.
  31. ijustreblogshitilike reblogged this from wizardshavethephonebox and added:
    my favorite nail polish. dammit.
  32. thenerd-within reblogged this from chris-colfer-fan and added:
    My best friend….Idk whether I am screwed or lucky:?
  33. vulpinedramatist reblogged this from drownmysorrowsintea and added:
    A laundry bag… ? Um…
  34. migtopia reblogged this from foreveralmostalways and added:
    a fucking stool? I’m not gonna go tame lions, I need a real weapon here!
  35. childofearth reblogged this from finnickelp
  36. suigintou41 reblogged this from astarteakazukin and added:
    A pillow! How nice.
  37. astarteakazukin reblogged this from tsuntsunloli and added:
    fucking nothing ??? oh… the wall
  38. -timeisrunningout reblogged this from andimablackrainbow
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